Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Not so "Gay" Same Sex Marriage!

What's love got to do with it? In a new spin on the concept of same sex marriage, Two "not so gay" Canadian fellows announce their plans to exploit the legal situation and get hitched.


The Ottawa citizen reported on Sunday that, while sitting in a bar last week it occurred to Bill Dalrymple, 56, and Bryan Pinn, 65, that what with both of them being single, apparently without any serious opposite-sex marriage prospects on the line, it wouldn’t be such a bad tax-saving idea to get hitched…to each other. Thanks to the newly instated civil marriage act, extending “marriage” rights to same-sex couples, that’s not a problem. And since the new act doesn’t include any discriminatory restrictions on ‘sexual preference’ (as if that could be measured anyway) the two thoroughly straight men seem to have a clear path to the altar.

“I think it’s a hoot,” said Bryan Pinn. And you can’t help agree that really, it is, as he says, ‘a hoot’. In fact, what’s really amazing is that in the context of new legislation it all makes a whole lot of sense, and that proves to be the funniest thing of all".

What next? Well that could be a whole other industrial size can of legally insane, morally challenged, perverted worms. Let's speculate shall we..

What happens if the prison population decides they want to take advavtage of and exploit their legal right to the benefits of Same Sex Marriage?

For a bonus, throw in the concept of Polygamy/Polyandry or what ever new terminology they'll have to construe to discribe these multi-spouse marital combinations and the legal and sociological dynamics, not to mention the consequences thereof. Like polygamous "families" of promiscuous homosexual men (think San Francisco) with one kicking the bucket from HIV/AIDS as the "family" goes about recruiting his replacement. Think about it, if they time it just right they could have the funeral AND the wedding on the same day! Yep, sounds like a gay old time to me.

And lets not forget all the different "obia" isims they'll need to label those that have an "irrational fear or hatred of" or otherwise oppose and refuse to accept these new lifestyle options.

Got a headache yet? Where's the Tylonol?